What’s It All Mean, and Why Is Everybody Jumping?
2/29/24
Happy Leap Day. If you were born on this day, I think you’re entitled to 29 presents. But I’m not really sure. I think the rules for Leap Day are a bit confusing, something about how long it takes for the Earth to rotate around the sun. It takes 365.2421 days not 365 days. As a result, we have leap days to account for all the fractions. But there’s also this special rule that says leap years DON’T happen if the year is evenly divisible by 100 but not 400.
Which means there was no leap day in 1700, 1800, or 1900, and there won’t be one in 2100 (when we get to 2100, remind me to complain).The next leap years are 2028, 2032 and 2036.
And I’m supposed to get excited about that? Why don’t we just get rid of leap years?
Supposedly, without leap years, after a few hundred years we would have summer in November. Can you imagine Christmas in summer? A Christmas with no snow? (Sounds like Florida to me.) People in the north could hang out on the beach and open up presents under their beach umbrellas.
So, who do I have to speak to to get this thing kick-started?
I bet the people born on February 29 wouldn’t even complain. I’m sure they’re tired of rounding up or rounding down when deciding which day to celebrate their birthday. (Can you imagine the confusion it creates at the DMV?)
By the way, did you know that people born today are called “leapers” or “leaplings”? (That sounds too much like lepers.) Out of about 8 billion people on the planet, there are about 5 million people worldwide who share today’s birthday.
I had no idea there were so many February 29 babies. Leaping lizards! Hey, wait. Are they the ones who came up with that expression? I heard it came from the Little Orphan Annie comic strip. But maybe she was a leper, or is it leaper? I get confused.
#MissHanniganshouldcheckAnnie’sbirthcertificate