1/31/23
It’s been about nine months since I retired, so I thought I’d perform an accountability check to make sure my retirement is still on track. It’s harder than it looks, and it requires a lot of patience, similar to when you’re assembling furniture from IKEA. I wouldn’t want my retirement to turn out wobbly. That would be annoying to assume that I’d been doing it correctly, discover that I hadn’t followed any of the instructions, and then have to retire all over again.
Five Stages of Grief
Retirement is supposed to be like suffering a loss. You’re supposed to go through all those stages: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance. On my last day of work, I remember staring really hard at my desk thinking, “Who’s going to fill my shoes? Who’s going to receive the love and comradery I used to receive? Who’s going to wipe all that dust off my keyboard?” Yikes, so much dust. And then someone said it was time to cut the cake and I got through the five stages. Check.
Keep Yourself Busy
I won’t deny that I miss the routine. But I’d be lying if I said I miss the work. And I definitely don’t miss the commute. In fact, I can’t even grasp the idea of sitting in traffic anymore. Why not just go home, put your feet up, and try again later when the roads are less busy? Better yet, just stay home. Those TV shows aren’t going to watch themselves. And who’s going to procrastinate about all those chores you’re supposed to do around the house? It is time to take a break yet? Check.
Make Time to Have Fun
This one’s easy. Every day is fun now. I don’t mean in any mind-blowing way, just the regular way. When Donna isn’t working (and she works all the time), we take long walks, or do long lunches, or take long naps after all that walking and lunching. Life’s proceeding at a slow, sweet pace. We cherish every minute we have with the dogs and challenge each other to see who’s been keeping up with the news. “Hey, hon. Did you hear New York has this new congressperson? Yeah, apparently, he’s some kind a liar. Heh-heh. I can’t believe how everything just fell apart as soon as I retired.” Check.
Keep Mentally and Physically Sharp
On this front, not much has changed since I retired. On most evenings you can still find me on my treadmill reading an enjoyable book. When I’m not, I’m at my computer creating elaborate doodles or writing fantastical nonsense. Hmm. I guess nothing’s changed since I used to do that on my computer at work. Thank God for Funny Travel Tales. It’s really kept me grounded and served as a sounding board to talk about so many topics. My mind travels here, and my mind travels there. And you, dear audience, have a front-row, seat into the operating room that is my brain. I know, I felt that chill of excitement run up my spine too. I think I feel another story coming on. But first I have to figure out what day it is. No kidding. The days of the week mean nothing now. You know how you get psyched when Friday’s coming and down in the dumps when Monday’s here? Well, say goodbye to that. Good riddance. That emotional rollercoaster ride was exhausting. Check.
Watch Those Finances
We keep watching. No changes. Check.
Make Time for Travel
I don’t know why everyone thinks we cruise too much. Since when is doing anything six times a year too much? It’s not like we neglect to visit our family and friends in New York and Arizona. I can’t imagine travel will ever get stale for us. In fact, we’ve already got trips to New Orleans, and the Everglades, and Hilton Head, and DC sketched out. And that’s before lunch today. The challenge is to get more people to come with us on our trips. Donna and I love our alone time, but we also love traveling in larger groups so we can share the experience. So, if we ever reach out and ask you to travel with us, know that we’d really love to have you. Check.
Progress Report Summary
I’m on track and raring to go wherever life leads. As long as I’ve still got a head on my shoulder, working arms and legs (thank God), and Donna, you can count on me to keep making progress. As they say, it’s time to get busy living. You know the alternative.
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