8/31/23
I often criticize Florida weather forecasters for being a little too enthusiastic during Hurricane Season. It’s like they’re new parents, and they just can’t help gushing over every little thing their newborn does.
“You should’ve seen what Baby Idalia did today. She turned over all by herself, and now she’s churning toward Florida at 125 mph. Isn’t that adorable?”
No, it’s not. I realize storm coverage is a great opportunity for TV stations to get us hooked on what they’re selling, and they do provide a service by keeping us informed. But there’s a fine between providing coverage and stoking our fears. Case in point is the return of Hurricane Idalia, which sounds like a bad movie sequel, doesn’t it?
When Donna told me that she’d read how Idalia might loop back and strike Florida again, I laughed. It’s been a good week for Florida weather forecasters. We’ve spent so much time in their company, relying on their advice and their information. But can you guys let it go already? Making up new stories to keep our attention is just so clingy.
Then I read this morning that there’s a real chance Idalia, which is currently off the coast of the Carolinas, could make a U-turn in the Atlantic, pick up steam, and strike Florida again. In 2004 Hurricane Ivan followed a very similar path to Idalia, cutting across the Gulf of Mexico, making landfall in Louisiana, moving out into the Atlantic, and then swinging back to scuttle Florida.
But do we really need a sequel to Hurricane Idalia? Here are a few reasons why weather forecasters should be voting against the idea: a) The storm passed too quickly to be a ratings grabber. b) No one knew how to pronounce the name. c) Florida is a damaged state anyway.
From a production standpoint, Idalia didn’t even earn the cachet that it takes to merit a sequel. Just ask the movie reviewers at Rotten Tomatoes, who put together a list of other productions that should never have had a sequel.
Jaws the Revenge
Staying Alive
The Sting II
Speed 2
Caddyshack II
Major League II
Son of The Mask
Teen Wolf Too
Little Fockers
From Dusk Till Dawn 2
I edited the list to reflect the movie franchises that I’m most fond of, but which, sadly, have been most sullied by a sequel.
Which franchise killers drive you the craziest?
I’ll be thinking about movies and other pleasant topics this weekend, so feel free to reach out. But what I won’t be thinking about is the return of Idalia.
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