I Had Lots of Nicknames Growing Up Too
5/10/24
Stonewall Jackson is a pretty cool name. Sounds like one of those famous baseball players from the Negro Leagues, like Dick “Cannonball” Redding, Smoky Joe Williams, Satchel Paige, or “Cool Papa” Bell, right? But Stonewall Jackson was far removed from those guys. He was just some Confederate general who died on this day in 1863.
Contrary to his hard-sounding name, I bet he was really shy. As a young man, I was awkward too. They named me Get-Your-Back-Up-Off-the-Wall. It doesn’t have the same ring as Stonewall, but it’s close.
However, that’s where similarities between me and Stonewall end. Stonewall had way more bad luck than I did. His own men shot him. It was either by accident or someone was jealous of the nickname. (“That Stonewall’s always acting so uppity, like he’s really made out of stone. We should see if stone chips.”)
He actually got the nickname during a battle when he just stood there trying to inspire his troops. That’s when someone exclaimed “there stands Jackson like a stone wall.”
They would’ve been better off saying, “there stands Jackson like a bat man,” then he would’ve called him Batman Jackson, which would’ve inspired way more fear. I bet no one would’ve even been brave enough to look in his direction, especially when he was wearing a cape.
But, no, they had to name him Stonewall, and see what that go him. He was struck three times when his men opened fire on him. One bullet shattered his left arm, which had to be amputated the next day. Soon, pneumonia set in, and Jackson began to fade. A week later, he died. He was only 39 years old. He would never live to see all the trouble his name would cause.
Today, School board members in Virginia’s Shenandoah County voted to change Mountain View High School’s name back to what it used to be called, Stonewall Jackson High School. In 2021, the name was changed to Mountain View in the wake of the George Floyd movement. The school board says that private donations will be used to pay for the name change.
I just feel bad for the school mascot. One second they were a mountain view, and now they’re back to being a stone wall.
#Iguessstonewallsneedlovetoo
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